KT's Conifur 2000 Diary

Page 6

Thursday, Nov. 2, 2000

Archie McPhee & drove to hotel.

The Devil Duckie I bought at Archie McPhee came packaged in a bit of netting held shut at the top with a hanger card. On the back of the card is this little ditty:

Devil Duckie, you're the one,
You make bathtime lots of fun,
Devil Duckie, I'm awfully dirty today.
(woh woh bee day!)

Devil Duckie, when you float,
It's like I'm bathing in a flaming moat!
Devil Duckie, you're my very best friend, hooray!
(Doo doo doo dee day!)

Every day when I
Make my way to get clean
I find a little fella who's
Red and yellow and mean

Devil Duckie, you're so swell,
You guide me on the path to hell,
Devil Duckie, I'm awfully dirty -
Devil Duckie, you're a naughty birdy -
Devil Duckie, I'm awfully dirty today.