Slide #1 of the informative slideshow, "Knife and Chainsaw Safety Around the Home". Brian and host Nicodemus stood offstage and provided the narration:
"This is a scenario which all too many of us have been heartbroken to see, when we walk into the nearest ice cream parlor and we find all sorts of knives and chainsaws strewn all about."
"Yeah, you have to watch out because those ice cream vendors are vicious, they will gang up on you."
"Represents reprehensible negligence and we can't have that."
"Absolutely. And if you are a horrified onlooker, you will turn green because the sight is so disgusting."