KT's Conbooks: The SWiFOPDi

It is my sad duty to inform you that the picture you are looking at is an extremely unpleasant one, depicting the regrettable fates of four unfortunate cartoon characters. If you were hoping not to see a turtle falling off a precipice, a word which here means "a cliff", onto a sharp point labeled "DIE", a talking racing vehicle's violent collision with a different cliff or perhaps a wall, a nude two-headed shapeshifting hermaphvixen being unsettlingly rent asunder, or a two-headed alien's long necks and slender body tied up in knots, then I suggest you click the Next link right away, which will take you to a more pleasant picture. Or perhaps the Previous link. Or the Index link, which will show you an array of thumbnails of mostly pleasant pictures (sadly including this one). You have been warned.