DATE: 2009-01-02 — FILESIZE: 136543 bytes — IMAGE SIZE: 796x1077 pixels
KT sings the alphabet song as only he can, inserting references to Abraham Lincoln, shakes, cakes, peas, war, eggs, meat, Nome, and Syngman Rhee. Whaddya mean you don't know who Syngman Rhee is? You know how to use Google! Fine, fine, he was the first President of South Korea.
DATE: 2009-01-15 — FILESIZE: 32914 bytes — IMAGE SIZE: 564x713 pixels
Remember Rickrolling? It was once popular online, until Rick Astley himself showed up to rickroll the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, at which point the whole thing was clearly over. Anyway, you have just been KT-rolled!
DATE: 2009-01-26 — FILESIZE: 89367 bytes — IMAGE SIZE: 297x488 pixels
A conbadge of Cheeto, the basketball-playing wolfote, which I drew for Babs (who created Cheeto) on the way to Further Confusion.
DATE: 2009-02-03 — FILESIZE: 83522 bytes — IMAGE SIZE: 752x1083 pixels
Collaboration by me and Babs. Babs complains about the humidity, but KT thinks it's not that bad.
DATE: 2009-02-03 — FILESIZE: 21490 bytes — IMAGE SIZE: 578x528 pixels
KT lifts his voice in glorious harmony... and sings!
DATE: 2009-02-03 — FILESIZE: 29930 bytes — IMAGE SIZE: 734x455 pixels
Mittens looks askance as Bolt looks at Rhino who looks all :awesomeface:.
DATE: 2009-02-04 — FILESIZE: 33994 bytes — IMAGE SIZE: 598x559 pixels
KT and friends have all changed into bunnies! Because it's Bunny Day. [nodnod]
DATE: 2009-02-04 — FILESIZE: 58336 bytes — IMAGE SIZE: 542x650 pixels
Catherinebot, programmed to be proficient with language, became aware that the name "Catherine" has many different possible spellings. So she gives her name by its pronunciation (in IPA), followed by a regexp that captures every possible spelling of the name.
DATE: 2009-02-04 — FILESIZE: 62951 bytes — IMAGE SIZE: 355x954 pixels
What if GLaDOS were Cookie Monster? Me think song "Still Alive" would go... like this!
DATE: 2009-02-04 — FILESIZE: 10232 bytes — IMAGE SIZE: 353x459 pixels
KT makes fun of the sky! Why? Because there are no sacred cows!
DATE: 2009-02-04 — FILESIZE: 33662 bytes — IMAGE SIZE: 494x548 pixels
A while ago on FurAffinity, various people started sporting animated icons depicting their characters stabbing, along with a message such as "I HATE IDIOTS", "I HATE EVERYTHING", "I LOVE STABBING", etc. Well, I decided to parody it with a non-animated icon saying "I HATE STABBING". And then I decided that stomping was much more fun than stabbing. Especially stomping styrofoam cups.
DATE: 2009-02-08 — FILESIZE: 109614 bytes — IMAGE SIZE: 800x1092 pixels
What if Dana Claire Simpson's character Raine Dog were animated by Hanna-Barbera? I think she might look like this.
DATE: 2009-02-15 — FILESIZE: 41615 bytes — IMAGE SIZE: 697x781 pixels
Miscellaneous sketches: KT balancing on a broom, Colgate donuts, talking animals meeting real live humans, KT sleeping on Sefo's shoulder, and of course your humble surf-ant.
DATE: 2009-02-15 — FILESIZE: 97848 bytes — IMAGE SIZE: 953x830 pixels
More miscellaneous sketches: Make sure your car is snapped together, don't take any wooden nickels, don't beans (you can bean, but you can't beans), fluorescent lights of different compactness, shading exercises, and 6 the Blasé Gryphon.
DATE: 2009-02-15 — FILESIZE: 20136 bytes — IMAGE SIZE: 329x479 pixels
Teleia felt like going armless today.
DATE: 2009-02-15 — FILESIZE: 131209 bytes — IMAGE SIZE: 342x911 pixels
Teleia splits zir head into two. In color.
DATE: 2009-02-18 — FILESIZE: 159478 bytes — IMAGE SIZE: 899x1133 pixels
Page 1 of 2. Teleia tries to grow a third head, but zie runs out of brains for it.
DATE: 2009-02-18 — FILESIZE: 157861 bytes — IMAGE SIZE: 899x1224 pixels
Page 2 of 2. Teleia tries hard to grow a third brain for zir new head.
DATE: 2009-02-28 — FILESIZE: 21528 bytes — IMAGE SIZE: 567x458 pixels
Man eats roast hedgehog, begins to wish he'd gone to Sonic instead.
DATE: 2009-02-28 — FILESIZE: 55427 bytes — IMAGE SIZE: 675x807 pixels
Miscellaneous sketches: A meal of sauces, roast hedgehog, angry (and hungry) people (and things), the internet hospital, and KT is always right.
DATE: 2009-02-28 — FILESIZE: 266977 bytes — IMAGE SIZE: 787x1001 pixels
Teleia shows off a cute pink bikini at the beach, and answers an unseen questioner.
DATE: 2009-03-10 — FILESIZE: 144082 bytes — IMAGE SIZE: 769x1104 pixels
The adventures of Boltroid and Steve, the crimefighting team of a robot and a skunk.
DATE: 2009-04-08 — FILESIZE: 26475 bytes — IMAGE SIZE: 530x736 pixels
Teleia pulls zir own head off with a *poink*!
DATE: 2009-04-08 — FILESIZE: 8298 bytes — IMAGE SIZE: 342x347 pixels
Teleia propels zir head into the air, to the mild amazement of Dr. Weird's assistant Steve.
DATE: 2009-04-08 — FILESIZE: 34395 bytes — IMAGE SIZE: 550x557 pixels
One day I came up with an idea for the name of a burger restaurant, plus an ad campaign for it: OHAY Burgers, in which OHAY stands for "Our Hamburgers Are Yummy". I thought of several billboards for it, but the last one turned out to be offensive so I quickly covered for it.
DATE: 2009-04-08 — FILESIZE: 90332 bytes — IMAGE SIZE: 772x855 pixels
Doris shows up at KT and Sefo's house all angry and pissed off, thanks to all the morons on the road who can't frigging drive.
DATE: 2009-04-13 — FILESIZE: 247362 bytes — IMAGE SIZE: 682x592 pixels
Sandy Pants on FurAffinity used to have a drawing style in which she didn't bother drawing a neck between the head and the body. Then one day she stopped doing that. Here's my guess as to why.
DATE: 2009-05-08 — FILESIZE: 355299 bytes — IMAGE SIZE: 799x1084 pixels
Page 1 of 2. KT has been invited to perform the National Anthem at a baseball game for who knows what reason. Unfortunately he plays it to the tune of "Take On Me" by A-Ha.
DATE: 2009-05-08 — FILESIZE: 344918 bytes — IMAGE SIZE: 789x1086 pixels
Page 2 of 2. KT's misperformance of "The Star-Spangled Banner" angers and upsets the Commissioner of Baseball.
DATE: 2009-05-10 — FILESIZE: 49447 bytes — IMAGE SIZE: 796x1001 pixels
Drawn for Colley at Furry Fiesta, of Colley's skunk character Mandy. Here she is being fed bacon by KT but debating whether to blast him for his singing. Apparently she has some sort of energy powers.
DATE: 2009-05-29 — FILESIZE: 71883 bytes — IMAGE SIZE: 781x543 pixels
Frogdog. If Kermit and Rowlf had a baby.
DATE: 2009-06-20 — FILESIZE: 163584 bytes — IMAGE SIZE: 786x1089 pixels
Bored with doors, KT installs a transporter in his house. But then it malfunctions like in that episode of Star Trek. Wait, is that half a mustache?
DATE: 2009-06-23 — FILESIZE: 237820 bytes — IMAGE SIZE: 797x1075 pixels
He is an evil giraffe. He eats all the leaves on the acacia tree, and then other giraffes may die. MUHAHAHAHA.
DATE: 2009-06-23 — FILESIZE: 74918 bytes — IMAGE SIZE: 793x665 pixels
KT can't curl his tongue into a tube, but Teleia can.
DATE: 2009-07-10 — FILESIZE: 99392 bytes — IMAGE SIZE: 801x1096 pixels
Drawn by me and Babs at Anthrocon. We started drawing stuff about Bolt at bottom left, and it all spiraled inward to the center.
DATE: 2009-07-11 — FILESIZE: 81888 bytes — IMAGE SIZE: 690x1057 pixels
Drawn by me and Babs at Anthrocon. Babs decided to draw herself in Yin Yang Yo style, because one of the GOHs was Bob Boyle, the creator of Yin Yang Yo!. Meanwhile, I decided to draw KT as a wireframe model, and talk in rhyme.
DATE: 2009-07-11 — FILESIZE: 122280 bytes — IMAGE SIZE: 809x1085 pixels
Drawn by me and Babs at Anthrocon. KT wants to watch the fireworks on the 4th of July, but Babs, being Canadian, already saw fireworks on Canada Day, July 1. So KT gets a thyme machine and, um, weird stuff happens.
DATE: 2009-08-06 — FILESIZE: 149133 bytes — IMAGE SIZE: 804x1092 pixels
KT takes a potato chip... and EATS it! And then wonders about the trans-fat reference in the package labeling.
DATE: 2009-08-06 — FILESIZE: 56245 bytes — IMAGE SIZE: 848x510 pixels
KT visits Millennium Park in Chicago.
DATE: 2009-08-06 — FILESIZE: 42531 bytes — IMAGE SIZE: 441x791 pixels
KT discovers that the Sears Tower in Chicago has recently been renamed the Willis Tower. He hates that name (as do most Chicagoans, apparently) and threatens to paint the whole tower hot pink unless they change it back!
DATE: 2009-08-06 — FILESIZE: 19683 bytes — IMAGE SIZE: 509x691 pixels
Despite having no clothes on, Teleia is G-rated because this was drawn in public. Also, zie had Dance, Soterios Johnson, Dance going through one of zir heads at the time.
DATE: 2009-08-06 — FILESIZE: 29332 bytes — IMAGE SIZE: 315x506 pixels
One letter off from Peter Pan's fairy friend Tinkerbell is this flammable fairy. Watch out, she's hot!
DATE: 2009-08-21 — FILESIZE: 39051 bytes — IMAGE SIZE: 587x700 pixels
If Minerva Mink were Zippy the Pinhead...
DATE: 2009-08-27 — FILESIZE: 39307 bytes — IMAGE SIZE: 706x585 pixels
Most British sitcoms of the sixties featured these two droll characters: Chipper & Arch.
DATE: 2009-09-13 — FILESIZE: 272345 bytes — IMAGE SIZE: 1094x774 pixels
9, from the Shane Acker movie of the same name, meets a sackboy from the "Little Big Planet" videogame.
DATE: 2009-09-14 — FILESIZE: 63917 bytes — IMAGE SIZE: 921x570 pixels
Here's a question a lot of restaurants will ask you these days: smorking or non-smorking? Apparently "smorking" means "saying the word smork a lot". And yes, that is Zippy the Pinhead.
DATE: 2009-09-22 — FILESIZE: 251025 bytes — IMAGE SIZE: 973x1280 pixels
At Rainfurrest, someone was giving out handfuls of sparkly stickers. So I decided to put a bunch of them in my sketchbook and make fun of them by drawing stuff around them.
DATE: 2009-09-23 — FILESIZE: 113281 bytes — IMAGE SIZE: 792x1092 pixels
Partially inspired by a real, somewhat contentious discussion on FurAffinity. John is now legally and physically Jane, but Mr. Hat Guy can't seem to get it through his skull that she doesn't want to be called John anymore.
DATE: 2009-09-23 — FILESIZE: 26297 bytes — IMAGE SIZE: 697x891 pixels
Boy George as a wolf, literally tumbling 4 ya. (Note: not meant as a reference to Tumbles the Stairdragon.)
DATE: 2009-09-23 — FILESIZE: 85551 bytes — IMAGE SIZE: 1074x452 pixels
KT and Sefo visit the Rain Forest Cafe, but get seated in the noisiest section and decide they don't like it. The following weekend, they try a different place...
DATE: 2009-09-23 — FILESIZE: 33775 bytes — IMAGE SIZE: 1014x290 pixels
Trad Fox chats with KT about his here-again gone-again nostrils.
DATE: 2009-09-23 — FILESIZE: 174602 bytes — IMAGE SIZE: 791x1067 pixels
KT meets a squirrel named Savarin, but when he quotes "The Big Lebowski", he finds that Savarin has trouble with two things: 1. Dated movie references. 2. Consistency.
DATE: 2009-09-23 — FILESIZE: 26237 bytes — IMAGE SIZE: 467x513 pixels
Teleia has a head! Of course, it's not currently attached...
DATE: 2009-10-07 — FILESIZE: 67963 bytes — IMAGE SIZE: 984x719 pixels
Based on a LiveJournal post on my friends-list (friends-locked, sadly), in which a certain Martian tiger, annoyed by dangerously high levels of stupidity in YouTube comment sections, demanded a steamer trunk full of cookies by 5 p.m. or she would go pyrotechnic on the internet. I decided to draw KT delivering said shipment of cookies, but I didn't have the idea until after 5 p.m.
DATE: 2009-11-09 — FILESIZE: 22230 bytes — IMAGE SIZE: 746x682 pixels
Recently, Dana Simpson entered the Comic Strip Superstar contest on amazon.com with an entry titled "Girl", and won! So as gift art, I drew Lisa Simpson congratulating Girl.
DATE: 2009-11-14 — FILESIZE: 81226 bytes — IMAGE SIZE: 605x812 pixels
How the kinky turtle spent Thanksgiving: by trick-or-treating. Unfortunately, nobody seems interested in participating. Still, nice Jack in the Box costume, eh?
DATE: 2009-11-29 — FILESIZE: 153612 bytes — IMAGE SIZE: 774x1078 pixels
Drawn by me and Babs at MFF. KT is SO WEIRD! And then he and Babs make SO MANY REFERENCES to the National Film Board of Canada's short "The Big Snit"! And will you STOP! SAWING! THE TABLE!
DATE: 2009-11-29 — FILESIZE: 108220 bytes — IMAGE SIZE: 752x1078 pixels
Drawn by Babs and me at MFF. Babs drew KT, I drew Babs. For some reason, KT got more realistic and creepy, while Babs got more abstract and enigmatic and turned into a factory with a fractal, or "fractory" if you will.
DATE: 2009-12-01 — FILESIZE: 70046 bytes — IMAGE SIZE: 811x584 pixels
KT and friends dressed warmly for cold winter weather. Note Doris's cute fuzzy bear paw slippers (or wolf paws or whatever they are), as well as Teleia's use of one scarf for two necks. Also, Teleia has two different kinds of hats. I guess because they don't normally sell them in pairs.
DATE: 2009-12-01 — FILESIZE: 116676 bytes — IMAGE SIZE: 1076x796 pixels
Early one cold crisp morning, Doris comes downstairs as I rhapsodize about coffee for some reason (I don't even drink the stuff), notices Teleia's Teleia-head slippers and wonders whether those are slippers or what!
DATE: 2009-12-05 — FILESIZE: 86171 bytes — IMAGE SIZE: 614x850 pixels
Drawn for Portzebie at Furry Fiesta, of Portz's character Nail, who wears an eyepatch. And of course Teleia can't resist playing around with the concept of an eyepatch, and its concealment of information such as "how many eyes".